Life has been pretty steady recently. Except last night. Last night I went out to check out rumours of girls Jello wrestling. What I got was a leathal cocktail of Jello and Gin shooters and Beer; and some very large scary men who liked my style. Last time I checked, sitting by myself at the bar drinking beer and waiting for Serendipity wasn't really that stylish, but these days, who knows.
posted by Titch at 10:41 am
10 Comments:
Whaa???
'Whaa???' indeed
At least it wasn't baked beans! I wouldn't want to try that cocktail...
Duncan - read your post as if you dont know the first thing about what you have been up to this week, then you will notice that your post is absolule Gobbledy Gooke!!
Hannaxxx
Ello Duncan...
Hi Duncan! The above comment was Kris so don't worry. Is it cool in Canada? Do you still make games? I hope so! See ya!
Hanna,
I thought this was a foreign language course - Duncalian - that is why only about 5% of it makes sense. I am sure as you progress through the course it will all begin to make perfect sense...!!!!!
A specialised team of linguistic experts have translated this text from Duncalian into English. Their translation was as follows...
"I have adhered to my usual routine in recent days, although I dramatically deviated from it last night, when I heard rumours of young ladies wrestling in jelly. I went to watch this event, primarily because I am a fan of trifle, jelly-and-icecream, and other jelly-based dishes, and I was intrigued as to which flavour they would use.
(Some very large scary men liked my style); some butch homosexuals tried to seduce me.
So I spend my days, sitting in a pub, drinking beer, and waiting from something serendipitous to happen (although if you are waiting for something serendipitous to happen, it cannot be serendipitous because the unexpectedness of the event is pretty much central to the idea of serendipity.
I hope that this is an accurate translation.
*** Correction: Some large scary men were impressed by my ability to build a simple structure to allow me to climb over a fence. ***
Dear Canada Goose, I hope Duncan can rely on your services for translation the next time he gets arrested - as we all know that those not fluent in the native language are entitled to a translator when being questioned by the police - and as you are the one who seems to have the most accurate grasp of Duncalian (actually shouldn't it be Dunc-alien) I think you would be the one whose services will be needed.
Post a Comment
<< Home